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Truly the End of Days

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

So…yeah. I started this article thinking “You know, TML’s probably going to delete my account if I don’t write some random crap in the next few weeks, so I might as well write a funny little short commentary on the reaction to the timeline announcement. Well, I started this thinking it was going to be […]

I’m in Your Games… Addin’ to Your History!

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

I promised. I threatened. I want to hear your opinions.
One of the things that I don’t think has been done anywhere that I’ve seen in the community is an official poll about how strongly people care about the relationships of the Zelda games amongst one another. To a large extent, the community […]

Aonuma Says Split! Forum Violence Up 15%.

Monday, March 26th, 2007

Sorry for not writing anything in the past… oh… too many days. Work got the better of me. I’ll try not to let it happen again!
So you might have seen this juicy little tidbit [SIGNIFICANT SPOILERS] work its way through the Zelda community a few weeks ago; however, if you […]

In Communist Hylia, Song of Storms Plays You [updated]

Saturday, January 20th, 2007

[UPDATE: Fixed some bad HTML markup in the Future Elimination Theory section.]
Before you begin this article, I do want to forewarn you all. This article gets kinda deep into the Zelda timeline, so if you get an allergic reaction to that stuff, you might not want to read this. (On the other […]

Questions Are Better Than Answers

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007

Well, it’s 2007 and another new year! The best part of the New Year (or at least a good part of the New Year) is that, once again, I have a blank slate when it comes to writing articles for you. My yearly quota of bad articles (which do happen every now […]

Secrets within the Twilight

Saturday, October 21st, 2006

WARNING: This post reveals some minor spoiler information about Twilight Princess. If you wish to be surprised about the game, do not read this post. You have been warned.
The mysteries of Twilight Princess have been many. In fact, even though we know for a fact a rough outline of the intro […]

Deciphering the Mystery of the Sleeping Princess

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006

Recently, the popular Zelda fan site, Zelda Legends, began once more providing articles on the subject that has made their corner of the internet so popular; articles that dealt with what is arguably the most debated subject in the known Zelda-verse: that of the games’ storyline. Being a fan of Zelda Legends’ past storyline articles, […]

The Ocarina of Time Conjecture

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006

The Timeline Mysteries — Part III
Well, here we are. It’s the last edition of The Timeline Mysteries. Fans of this little blog mini-series will be cheering that I’m finally going to get to the crux of timeline theory; haters of this mini-series will be cheering that I’m finally done with it. (As […]

The Imprisoning War Ambiguity

Thursday, April 20th, 2006

The Timeline Mysteries — Part II
I’m sure several of you wanted to believe that I had forgotten about the timeline stuff by now, but I assure you… I very much haven’t. For those of you who do have memories worse than mine (which is really hard to come by), last time […]

The Four Swords Paradox

Friday, April 7th, 2006

The Timeline Mysteries – Part I
Now I know that people are going to see the word “Timeline” and run for the hills. Those that are daring enough to read a few more words to see the “Part I” will have hesitated too long, and it’ll be deer-in-the-headlights syndrome for them. (It’s too late […]