Archive for the 'Spoilers' Category

Hats Are Still in Fashion, You Know…

Thursday, March 15th, 2007

Link almost never does it alone. Whether it be a handheld adventure or an adventure on your television screen, the main man always gets a little help in some way, shape, or form. Surely the most memorable help Link has had was the infamous Navi (or for those people who really think they are Link, […]

I Didn’t Like Twilight Princess

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

I didn’t like Twilight Princess. Actually, that isn’t true, but if you’re a member of any forums I post on, you’d know that there were many, many aspects of TP that disappointed me, and this has led many to believe I actually hate the game. I definitely enjoyed it, but there was just something lacking. […]

The Characters of Twilight Princess (Part 1)

Sunday, February 4th, 2007

I wrote this monster of an article awhile back, as the second of my series of Twilight Princess articles. It deals with the characters of the game. I hope you enjoy it, because I spent a ridiculous amount of time on this
Nothing beats a great story. A truly good story will sweep you up; immerse […]

Hellenophones of the Deep (Minor Spoilers)

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007

(Editor’s Note: This is a crossposting of an article I wrote at the Desert Colossus. My intent in posting it here is to expose the issue to a wider audience. Oh, and there’s minor name spoilers ahead, I suppose, so for safety’s sake it behind the cut it goes. Oh, and I please ignorance if […]

Twilight Princess: The End

Friday, January 12th, 2007

I’ve begun writing a series of articles on the subject of Twilight Princess. This is the first, which I wrote about a month ago when I finished the game. It deals with my thoughts on the ending of the game, and the ending of the series in general.
It is a bittersweet joy, to finish a […]

Twilight Princess Explained… Maybe? (Goron-sized Spoilers)

Sunday, December 10th, 2006

In space, no one can hear you scream. In a Spoiler topic, no one can hear your Twilight Princess virginity wither away. Just so we’re clear, in case—you know—the title of this thing didn’t sink in, this will reveal just about every secret that Twilight Princess has to offer. Granted, it won’t […]

Link Is Feelin’ a Little Blue (Tiny Spoilers)

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006

Isn’t that getup for Link absolutely wonderful? (You’ll notice I didn’t call it Blue Tunic. That’s because it’s not called Blue Tunic, for those of you who have not gotten that far.)
And yes, I smudged out the items on the right side of the screen for a good reason. This screenshot happened […]

The Man behind the Twilight (Medium Spoilers)

Sunday, November 19th, 2006

[EDIT: Fixed spelling. Thanks doublehelix.]
So you want to know who’s responsible for the Twilight Realm, that thing that’s wracking so much havoc upon Hyrule? Here’s a big shocker… it’s not Ganondorf… not unless Ganondorf has another name he’s going by these days. No, it seems there’s a new gunslinger in town, […]

The First Three Hours (Tiny Spoilers Only)

Friday, November 17th, 2006

I believe this picture needs no explanation.
Even though this is marked as a spoiler, I’m going to keep the spoilers constrained to vague hints and game structure alone so that you don’t feel cheated out of anything. (After all, thousands of other sites will have the juicy details for you.)
I am just shy of […]

Twilight Princess Manual [link fixed]

Friday, November 17th, 2006

[EDIT: I’d like to mention that the artwork of the manual contains characters that we HAVE NOT YET SEEN in any trailer that I am aware of. (I have been avoiding trailers that show spoilers, so your results might vary.) The story I have transcribed below is by and large the safest […]