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Whose Blog?: The What-If Machine

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

It’s time for Whose Blog Is It Anyway?! The show where everything’s made up, and the points don’t matter! That’s right, the points are about as helpful as Ralph from Oracle of Ages! Hi, I’m your host, Drew Linky. C’mon let’s have some fun!
First things first–sorry for taking so long! The past week has […]

The real Great Deku Tree has been found

Tuesday, September 12th, 2006

Scores of people are flocking to a village in northern Malaysia to see a betel nut tree which has sprouted a human-like face.
Newspapers carried pictures of the green face on a frond of a seven-meter (23-foot) -high tree. The unexplained phenomenon has led villagers in Kampung Paya to dub it the “ghost tree,” the News […]

The Darker Side of Tingle

Friday, August 18th, 2006

If you’re paying attention, you’ll notice we have a lovely little countdown timer on the main page for Mogitate Tingle no Barairo Rupee Land, otherwise known as Tingle RPG. Let it be known that this is merely the Japanese release date; it’s not coming to America or Europe or anywhere else… yet.
Since there’s only […]

Our friend, Tingle

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006

A lot of people say bad things about Tingle. A terrible, terrible thing to do. I mean in reality, besides charging you obnoxious prices for stuff you absolutely need, what has Tingle ever did to you? People overcharge you for stuff you don’t need in life all the time and they don’t get knocked as […]

Hopping on the Moviewagon

Monday, July 10th, 2006

Five years ago, if you’d told me that sites like Google Video and YouTube would be around, I would have called you insane. Back then, the seeming terabytes (technically: tebibytes) of storage needed to store and host that stuff was the stuff of legend. Now, with the continued development of the Internet, now […]

Whose Blog?: Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge

Thursday, July 6th, 2006

It’s time for Whose Blog Is It Anyway?! The show where everything’s made up, and the points don’t matter! That’s right, the points are about as useful as all the guards in front of Hyrule Castle! Hi, I’m your host, Drew Linky. C’mon let’s have some fun!
So it’s time for another Whose Blog. I […]

The LOL(WTFBBQ) Movie [updated and bumped 3]

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

[UPDATE: Bumped this post to let you know that Part 2 of LOL is up at Google Video. Make sure to check for new updates below this post.]
[UPDATE 2: Bumped again to let you know that Part 3 of LOL is up on Google Video. Make sure to check for new […]

The Wisdom of the Legend of Zelda

Tuesday, June 20th, 2006

Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from The Legend of Zelda
( Inspired by this T-shirt )

“It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this” — Do not be fooled; swords are actually people in disguise, and they will keep you from getting lonely on your adventure.
“Grumble, grumble” — Oh! So that pain in my […]

A.S.S.A - Tingle RPG: The Movie

Saturday, June 17th, 2006

I apologize for this article in advance, I really do. After reading Masamune’s post on Zelda Blog, I deliberately sat down at my computer and said, “Caleb, you are NOT doing an ASSA on Tingle RPG”. Restraining my mouse hand I worked feverishly into the night; writing an article on the implications of bush chopping. […]

A.S.S.A - Protect Your Wii

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006

You know you’re in trouble when you sit down to write your article and the words “Where the *Navi* did May go?” escapes your lips.
Yes Zelda Blogites, The entire month of May passed with nary an ASSA post on the blog. I would like to say there’s a good reason for it. I would […]