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Phoelink Wright: Hero Attorney

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

So yes, if you happened to read the first post of Darth Citrus’ latest A.S.S.A., yes, that little son of a Deku Scrub stole a good portion of the topic that I was working on (and, though I hate to admit it, he did it better than I!). However, they say that all is […]

Whose Blog?: The What-If Machine

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

It’s time for Whose Blog Is It Anyway?! The show where everything’s made up, and the points don’t matter! That’s right, the points are about as helpful as Ralph from Oracle of Ages! Hi, I’m your host, Drew Linky. C’mon let’s have some fun!
First things first–sorry for taking so long! The past week has […]

Metafiction: War of the Mascot

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006

It was a time of war and devastation. It was a time where armies of fans would rally behind banners of the hedgehog or the plumber, behind banners of the bandicoot or the swordsman-hero. It was a time when ammunition spent between the armies was measured in coins and question blocks, power-ups and […]

Whose Blog?–Running Like the Wind

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006

It’s time for Whose Blog Is It Anyway?! The show where everything’s made up, and the points don’t matter! That’s right, the points are like going on a date with Rosa! Hi, I’m your host, Drew Linky. C’mon let’s have some fun!
Gosh, nearly everyone of you wanted to see a metafiction […]

Whose Blog?–Linkkam’s Family Values

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006

It’s time for Whose Blog Is It Anyway?! The show where everything’s made up, and the points don’t matter! That’s right, the points matter about as much as the King of Hyrule! Hi, I’m your host, Drew Linky. C’mon, let’s have some fun!
As you’ll notice, I made an entire category for […]

Zelda’s Axiom

Saturday, March 18th, 2006

So my recent metafictions haven’t been funny. Hopefully you’ll like this one better.
RPGs (which this time will include Zelda) have been notorious for being shadows of the same story. It’s a popular theory itself for each of the Zelda games to be just rehashes of the same story over and over again. […]

Really? Anything but Tingle RPG?

Monday, February 13th, 2006

Your wish is granted. Enjoy the metafiction.
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The scene was tragic.
Just hours ago, the war-torn battlefield where they now stood was once the pristine Hyrule Castle, its towers rising high above the land so tall that they could be seen from virtually everywhere. No other kingdom in all the world could match what the […]

LoZ: Ocarina of Hard Time

Sunday, January 22nd, 2006

Hyrule Castle, Hyrule (Hylian Press)—Last night, castle police arrested Link Harkanian, believed by members of the Cult of Sages to be the Hero of Time, at 03:27 on multiple counts of disturbing the peace, breaking and entering, grand larceny, vandalism, wearing a concealed weapon, and other charges. The charges have come after receiving numerous […]

Hero’s Best Friend? Or Developer’s Best Plot Device?

Thursday, January 5th, 2006

To this day, the only phrase that haunts me more than that “Kooloo-Limpah” is “Have you played the Nocturne of Shadow?” That’s right. It’s everyone’s favourite annoying fairy Navi. I got to wondering the other day (which is a very dangerous thought, let me assure you). I couldn’t help but wonder […]

I Am Not a Womanizer!

Wednesday, December 21st, 2005

As a quick aside before the metafiction*, my lawyers have obligated that I mention the following:
SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: This post has been known to cause cancer in laboratory Cuccos. This post may not be good for your health and contains the chemical mockery dramatica, which can cause nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, prolonged sickness, and blindness. […]