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A.S.S.A - Linkwhopin’

Friday, December 16th, 2005

There has to come a point in time where you don’t just get beat, you get really beat. I’m talking about the same ol’ scenario playing over and over again. Subject A (Usually the Hero) goes on a quest, and after X amount of time beats down Subject B (Usually the Villain)
Such is the […]

A.S.S.A - The Ultimate Zelda Movie

Friday, December 2nd, 2005

With all this talk about the Zelda movie this past month, it’s only fitting that this article addresses the long standing issue of a Zelda film. As I’m sure many of you remember, Club Nintendo stated that a Zelda movie was currently in the works. Before the error was corrected, fans went into a frenzy, […]

A.S.S.A - Destroyer of Worlds

Tuesday, November 15th, 2005

Today I am writing on what is undoubtedly the most powerful weapon in the entire series. This weapon can quite easily be the plague of society, leveling complete cities and wiping out whole civilizations. “But what is this all powerful weapon?” you ask. The Hookshot? No. The Light Arrow? No. The Legendary Master Sword, […]

A.S.S.A - Know Your ReDead

Tuesday, November 1st, 2005

I didn’t plan for this article to come out around Halloween. I don’t even celebrate it. But it’s an odd coincidence that this one happened to be the next one on my list.
I have found that most people walk around blissfully unaware of what to do if they are attacked by a ReDead. A […]

A.S.S.A - The Power Glove Conspiracy

Friday, October 14th, 2005

The following article is not for the light of heart. I’m warning you in this little blurb right now, so you don’t accidentally click the link and succumb to the horrors within. What I am about to reveal to you will be so shocking it will cause you to lie awake for hours questioning the […]

A.S.S.A - Water Based Dungeons

Saturday, October 1st, 2005

The Legend of Zelda series has delighted children, entertained adults, and intrigued fans for years. For many people, the series not only provides a place to get away, but also acts as a source of debate and mystery for fans everywhere. Articles can be found trying to explain some of the most perplexing timeline questions […]