Welcome Zelda Blogites to another fine edition of A Somewhat Serious Article. Despite my fervent promises to “get on the ball” with my writing, I somehow let TWO AND A HALF FREAKING MONTHS slip by. I’m sure no one noticed.
Since my absence, there have been a myriad of topics I could have chosen to […]

I apologize for this article in advance, I really do. After reading Masamune’s post on Zelda Blog, I deliberately sat down at my computer and said, “Caleb, you are NOT doing an ASSA on Tingle RPG”. Restraining my mouse hand I worked feverishly into the night; writing an article on the implications of bush chopping. […]

You know you’re in trouble when you sit down to write your article and the words “Where the *Navi* did May go?” escapes your lips.
Yes Zelda Blogites, The entire month of May passed with nary an ASSA post on the blog. I would like to say there’s a good reason for it. I would […]

Well it has been sometime since we’ve seen one of these on Zelda Blog. I must apologize to the masses that have eagerly hit the refresh button all month in anticipation.
Ah who am I kidding, but my apologies none the less.
A lot of stuff has happened since my last article. The Golden Item Awards, […]

My apologies on the timing of this one. It wasn’t until 3:29 PM Friday that I realized it was March. Specifically March the THIRD. Speaking of which, there’s some pretty cool things going on in March that you should totally get into.
Anyway, as many of you know, Twilight Princess is delayed, etc etc etc. While […]

The following article deals with a very serious subject.
The alleged Twilight Princess delay.
The usual lightheartedness that the A.S.S.A offers will be put aside today in order to discuss the current and future implications of this matter. Those of you who cannot bring yourself to talk about this in a mature and upright manner […]

Consider the all too familiar incident. A couple, happily in love find themselves alone for a few hours. Candles are lit, a full moon is outside, and one of them has a great idea of how to pass the time. Sadly the other refuses to even consider it.
Yeah that’s right.
I’m talking about playing […]

My apologies to those of you who were waiting for this article 3 days ago. I’ve been busy these last few weeks working on this. Then, I’ve been busy these last few days catching up on all the homework I neglected.
Anyway, I’ve always wondered what happened when Ganondorf rose to power. Specifically how he […]

First of all, what the *Navi* are you people doing on Zelda Blog right now?! Its midnight! The New Year! Out with the old, in with the new and all that. Get out there and watch the ball drop or something.
But since you are here, you might as well read my article.
As […]

There has to come a point in time where you don’t just get beat, you get really beat. I’m talking about the same ol’ scenario playing over and over again. Subject A (Usually the Hero) goes on a quest, and after X amount of time beats down Subject B (Usually the Villain)
Such is the […]