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A.S.S.A - ITEOHDGYCARLNFLLR

January 18th, 2006 at 1:16 am by Darth Citrus

My apologies to those of you who were waiting for this article 3 days ago. I’ve been busy these last few weeks working on this. Then, I’ve been busy these last few days catching up on all the homework I neglected.

Anyway, I’ve always wondered what happened when Ganondorf rose to power. Specifically how he took over Hyrule, how the different races responded and so forth. But what always interested me the most is how each one reacted when Ganondorf attacked.

Obviously, we see that Hylian, Kokiri, Goron, Gerudo and even Zora had their defences overrun. Citizens had no place to flee as every region of Hyrule succumbed to Ganondorf’s forces.

Save one.

Thus welcome to another edition of A Somewhat Serious Article. This edition deals with what Hyrule should have done when it came under attack. This survival plan is called: ITEOHDGYCARLNFLLR, “In The Event Of Hyrule’s Destruction, Grab Your Children And Run Like *Navi* For Lon Lon Ranch.

Yeah that’s right, Lon Lon Ranch.

If you’ve played Ocarina of Time, you’ll notice that in the land has been entirely ravaged. Enemies run rampant, and no place is safe at all.

Lon Lon Ranch is located in the middle of Hyrule Field. The ranch itself is elevated above the field and is fortified by a heavy gate at its entrance. As many of you know, Ingo, cheats Talon out of the ranch, and is allowed to run the ranch by the permission of Ganondorf.

Which makes it the perfect place to run to.

Now before any of you tell me that its so unprotected, let me run by you a list of Hyrule’s so called “Strongholds”

Lost Woods/Kokiri Forest – A vast forest surrounded by dense trees. Apart from difficulties in Navagation, the Lost Woods is an almost impregnable maze making the Sacred Forest Meadow a safe place to run to during an attack.

Outcome: Defeated by a horde of Moblins and wild plants.

Death Mountain/Goron City – While the numerous entrances make Goron City difficult to defend with few numbers, it would take a vast trained army to scale the volcanic mountain. Surrounded by impassible cliffs, this region would be difficult to take.

Outcome: Defeated by a single fire breathing dragon and a few tektites.

Zora’s Fountain – The hidden domain of the Zora’s. One can only enter the city if they know how to access the entrance via a hard to get platform. Even then, the chokepoint would make it extremely difficult for an entire army to enter.

Outcome: Defeated by ICE

Gerudo Valley/Desert Colossus – Given the track record of all the other races, this would probably be the last place to be fully eradicated. By destroying the bridge, the Gerudo’s could effectively hold off any attack unless it came to them over the mountains or something. However their only way of retreat would be though the desert. That could be a problem since any escape could be cut off by their former leader and a couple of witches.

Outcome: If they had to wait it out a few more years? Probably starvation.

Kakariko Village – Semi-defensive stronghold cut into the mountain. Since it only has one real entrance it can be defended effectively. The town seems to be self sustaining the residents could outlast any siege thrown at them. Of course if it happened to be attacked by a creature living in the well, then they’re pretty much *Navied*. It also doesn’t help that their water is contaminated as well.

Outcome: Defeated by Bongo Bongo

Hyrule Town/Castle – Impregnable Fortress. The town itself is surrounded by a thick wall surrounded by a moat. This wall is constantly guarded by Hyrule’s soldiers. The castle itself has a second layer of defenses with a secondary wall, moat and drawbridge. On top of that, elite soldiers patrol the grounds constantly. The security is so tight, not even a small child wearing green clothing could get in. Thus Hyrule Castle is the ultimate fortification. That is unless the King allows an extremely powerful warlock with a history of questionable actions to stay within the castle itself. And only if that warlock had a carefully laid out plan to take over Hyrule, killing its inhabitants in the process. Then there’s the slight chance that Hyrule Castle might be destroyed.

Outcome: Defeated by Stupidity

Lets take a look at how the map looks at this point:

What are you doing? Get back to reading the article. :P

You see all the regions that are colored. Those are the so called fortresses that fell one by one. Now they’re part of the nation of Ganonland.

Now take a look at the bright spot in the middle? You know what that is? That’s HOPE my friends.

That’s what makes Lon Lon Ranch so invincible. It’s smack in the middle of a field and takes no pains to fortify itself. I mean it leaves its gate wide open during the day for crying out loud.

You’ll note that while all these other places have enemies guarding it, Lon Lon Ranch only has Ingo. For one, Ingo is a wuss. If everyone decided to flock to Lon Lon Ranch, there’d be nothing he could do about it. Except go home and cry to his momma.

Once everyone is in the ranch, the rebels, (we might as well call them that as this point) would have a stiking point to attack Ganon’s Castle. Heck, they might even be able to defeat him (hold your breath) without the Hero of Time! *GASP* *SHOCK* *FAINT* *EXPLODE*

Now this whole ITEOHDGYCARLNFLLR plan is just a humble suggestion on my part. But let’s be honest. If people actually took my freaking advice, Frodo would have flown with the eagles and dropped the ring from the SKY, and Luke wouldn’t have got his hand cut off if he just WALKED AWAY!

Nope, not bitter. Not bitter at all.

I’m just saying that after having your nation occupied over and over and over, you’d think the people would have some sort of escape plan or something. Just like those people did in Helm’s Deep. Then when all hope is lost, an entire army of Hyrule’s best would come in and own them all.

Ah who am I kidding? Every time Ganon attacks, Hyrule’s army just evaporates like a glass of water sitting outside for a week.

Hmm, that wasn’t a very good analogy.

However it would be an interesting topic to talk about. But that little scenario will have to wait some other time, as we again come to the end of A Somewhat Serious Article.

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See? That ranch IS good for *something* ;)

Hehe, very funny. I like!

I still think you need something like this.

Ganonland. That has a nice ring to it. Great article, once again DC.

Yeah theres not a thing Luigi… ah sorry I mean Ingo could do about it if all of Hyrule headed for Lon Lon ranch to use it as a base of operations to strike back at Old Ganon/dorf.

BTW wouldnt it be cool to have a big Lord of the Rings Helms Deep/Gondor Castle type battle with Link fighting side by side with the Hylian Soldiers trying to defend Hyrule castle from invasion, I think it could work.

Wait I’m confused! How could Luke just have walked away? I don’t get it!

I liked your analogy of how the army evaporated. It is the only logical explanation! Oh and I have something on that Frodo dropping the Ring from the eagles, except it is Gandalf. Have you seen it? I have to find it first…

What if Link woke up from seven years of sleeping in a stupid chamber, walked outside to Hyrule Castle Town, and, oh goddess forbid, it was populated with live, breathing, talking, not paralyzing, people! *GASP* *SHOCK* *FAINT* *EXPLODE*

Ah TML, so you go with the old Farore’s Wind technique? Well I myself am a fan of Nayru’s Love, but hey who cares?

Oh, I’ve always had this thing that after Luke kicked Darth Vader down that shaft in Empire Strikes Back, he should have just left to look for Han and Leia rather than go after his dad. Clearly he should have finished his training before fighting Vader.

Ah but then again Darth Vader is so cool. Thats why my alias is Darth Citrus, not Jedi Master Banana or something like that. :P

Why does “Ganonland” sound like it could be an amusement park? *faceslap* Ganonland: It’s Terroriffic!

I think you’re giving the people of Hyrule a little too much credit to say they could hold off Ganondorf without the Hero of Time. I mean, they keep repeating themselves when you try to have a nice conversation with them. What’s that about? These people leave their doors open at night, welcome in any stranger and smile when they get robbed blind. They DESERVED to have their towns and cities destroyed. Poor Link was just too naive as a kid, and too ignorant as a grown man to realize this. Such a sad story.

*insert Star Wars comment here*

Can you imagine, the people of Hyrule actually defending themselves? Improbable! Impossible! Inconcevable!

But really, you have to give them credit. Ganondorf had magic on his side, plus a pair of witches and a dragon. That’s pretty rough.

Ganonland…sounds like candyland.

You got a red card! Proceed to the Fire Temple!

You got a green card! Proceed to the Lost Woods!

I could go on, since just about everything in Ganonland is element/color coded.

True, Zora Domain, Death Mountain, Kokiri Forest, and Hyrule Castletown were all defeated; but I didn’t think that Kakariko was in such bad shape. Head for Kakariko, I say.

But yeah, the Ranch would work as well.

The ranch?Thats new, but I would take Farore’s Wind to a new country (Termina, Labrynna, ect) anyways, there is now way that ranch could hold up defenses very well, the people are surrounded, and Ganondorf need to do is send Volvagia over and we have roasted Hyrulians.That would sound good IF I weren’t one (just kidding) and Luke shouldv’e used the Force to knock Darth Vader over (bye bye Vader) and the LoTR, I’m just staying out of that one.The best chance they really had was heading north of the mountains, where the land of North Hyrule (AoL) exsists.

Why does the word “Ganonland” make me think of a Ganon run theme park?

Hahaha, great article.

As stupid as the people are, I agree. The best defense is no defense. Even a cow was smarter than your average citizen (in Oot) and hid in a hole on Death Mountain. But then again, if they could defend themselves, would they need a hero?

The people were retarded for not going to Lon Lon Ranch; Ingo is just as much a coward as you say he is. And if you check, Malon is fine, and she stayed living at the Ranch for the full seven years of Hitl- I mean Ganondorfs rule. BTW, Ganonland does sound like Candyland, and the goofy colors don’t really go against that…

Anyway, great article DC, they always are.

Maybe by the time Ganondorf was going to destroy lon lon ranch, link came back and he had to deal with him.if you think of it,he was still dealing with the gorons at the time so maybe he just…didint get to it yet.either that or he desperately needed the horse ingo promised.but honestly,given hyrules rather small population,I would say you could comfortably fit every one of them in the ranch.and another reason lon lon ranch would be ideal is because they have the advanced technology to make the inside of the ranch bigger than the outside! that and cows :) .

I disagree; it seems to me that the only reason Lon Lon Ranch was left alone was because it was in the hands of one loyal to Ganondorf. Indeed, Ingo’s words make it sound like Ganondorf did take Lon Lon Ranch, and give it to Ingo.

Also, I must disagree with your assertion that Hyrule Town was lost to stupidity; I think it fell due to betrayal. Note the guard in the room near the front gate (possibly a gateroom?); he talked of how boring it was around. Later, he speaks of his interest in ghosts; well, seven years later, that room is occupied by a dealer in Poes, who loves what misery Ganondorf has spread across the land. And if by stupidity, you mean the choice of having him guarding that room — well, that depends on how well he hid his desires. After all, it was only Zelda’s prophetic dreams which made her suspect Ganondorf’s loyalty.

I know, I know. This is a humor article, and it’s just a videogame. But reading too much into Zelda is one of the things I find so fun about the series!

Eh…if the Hylians could defend themselves, why would they want a Hero? Wind Waker would have never happened(big loss, i know, but still..). Also…faith in the goddesses would go way, way down, seeing how they were praying for the Hero to return in the story in WW beginning. I mean, if they could defeat Ganondorf themselves, would they ask the goddesses for anything? Gah…i turned it to a religious problem. O well. You get the point.

Darth Citrus said:

Oh, I’ve always had this thing that after Luke kicked Darth Vader down that shaft in Empire Strikes Back, he should have just left to look for Han and Leia rather than go after his dad. Clearly he should have finished his training before fighting Vader.

Ah but then again Darth Vader is so cool. Thats why my alias is Darth Citrus, not Jedi Master Banana or something like that. :P

*sighs* Where do you come up with these amazingly clever names? I mean really! haha Yes Darth Vader is extremely awesome! And I liked him before Hayden Christensen! haha

And now I had better start talking about the ‘Blog, before TML sends me a warning that says if I talk about StarWars again, I’m outta here! Sorry TML… O:)

Nabooru is my idol said:

And now I had better start talking about the ‘Blog, before TML sends me a warning that says if I talk about StarWars again, I’m outta here! Sorry TML… O:)

I’m a nice guy. No, really.

We believe you (someone call the Physco hospital, just kidding) If Hylians could defend themselves, then Link would be an ordinary kid in Hyrule town with his parents, not in woods waiting to be Hylia’s saviour.Still, there’s the good side and bad side of protection in the ranch, lets go with good side first:
plenty of meat, eggs, milk, hay for bedding, protection against ground level monsters, and no-one can be lonely, now, lets see that bad side:
Barely any room for privacy, no veggies (except for grass) exposed to the elements, not much room inside building, no protection against aerial monsters, and a disease would spread like wild fire, I’ve made my point, but someone out there can prove me wrong (and here, if you get less than three, I win, you get three, we’re even, more than three, you win, ok lets go, I’m serious, try to prove me wrong)

The Missing Link said:

I’m a nice guy. No, really.

Of course you are… *cough*;)*cough*… Just kidding TML!!! We love you!!

Hey! I am so confused! Why didn’t my thing come out as a smiley???

Walt Dragmire anyone?

If anyone has a good N64 or a good copy of CE, please go around Hyrule and see if there’s enough people to squeeze in Lon Lon Ranch in OoT, I would but I’m unable to play the game due to bad N64 controllers, nd my CE disk is damaged to where I can’t play OoT, is anyone up to it?you have to count the people from kid Link’s time, since during his abscense, everything is happening at the same time, so every last Hyrulian has to count, cuccos and cows count as well, so if you have any one of the requirements of play, go when you have the chance, count every person, cow, and cucco.If you do, you’ll get Gano-away, the spray that sends Ganon/dorf into the sacred world, Gano-away, notavailableinanystorebecausethere’sonlyonecan, SO HURRY NOW BEFORE ROBERT GETS IT PEOPLE!

I just wanna say, there is enough room in Lon Lon to fit all of Hyrule. Remember the ending, where all races came together and danced around a fire? There was plenty of room to spare. (I hope TP’s ending is just as good)

does lon lon ranch even have a source of water?

It’s a big ranch. They can fit everyone, I’ve checked.

As to the water, did that ever stop the farm animals from growing? :P

Well you got rain (2 points for DC) still, if they were to live there long enough, and people have kids, then those kids have kids, and Ganon is still out there, pretty soon, Termina is sounding like a good place, still, I have 4 more points :P sorry, I tend to be competitive, but I know when I’m beat.

dude i love that 1 song that calls the horse i think it s kinda relaxing

What do you mean? Seriously in all Zelda games you often feel like there isn’t a war, or much of a threat. Ganon sits on his throne, and mocks you. The people mock you, and make you do chores, and devastation is a complete joke. Ocarina of Time only came to complaining, Majora’s Mask came to fear. Legend of Zelda was all about, “sir buy my potion.”

The song is Epona’s Song, and it would be a little cramped there since Medigoron and Biggoron can fit there, and Biggoron can obviously live for a long time, either that or Gorons can get really big, like lobsters.

cucco_cojiro said:

I just wanna say, there is enough room in Lon Lon to fit all of Hyrule. Remember the ending, where all races came together and danced around a fire? There was plenty of room to spare. (I hope TP’s ending is just as good)

It wasn’t every single being that lived in Hyrule! There are definitely more Zoras and Gorons and Kokiris alive than were there. And, maybe I just don’t remember cause I haven’t beaten it in awhile, but were there any Gerudos there at all?

Ok Hyrulian Hero I except that challenge I WILL count them all, I just have one question… how efective is this can of Ganon Away?

Gano-away kills monsters (from Ganon/dorf’s side) like the light arrows in TWW, and they stay dead.Can’t wait for the results, since the ranch can hold so much people.

LOL that was great! and i love how they know *exactly* when Ganon was destroyed and had a block party!
and the LotR references and Star Wars… great!
Congrats on another successful A.S.S.A.!

Ganonland was pretty much genius as well.

Nabooru is my idol said:

Naboorru is my idol:

were there any Gerudos there at all?

I think there were Gerudo there. I think they were people who were kick-dancing on that line or whatnot… They certainly looked like Gerudo to me…

Yeah they where there, that was a good scene, seeing all the races together having fun, and Biggoron was dancing behind the Gerudo, and they were doing that Egyptian dance, or something along the line.

Hey Hyrulian Hero do I count Jabu Jabu too?

Nope.Just the people (Biggoron counts) you know, Tingle makes Biggoron look like a giant piece of cotton when he falls in MM.ANyways, I still think that all of the people in Hyrule could fit comfortably in Lon Lon Ranch, and as soon as we here from Robert, we’ll guess how big it is.Theoretically, the entire ranch (inside)is one acre, dur to the large sixe and more room when te fence is taken down.

Hyrulian Hero said:

Yeah they where there, that was a good scene, seeing all the races together having fun, and Biggoron was dancing behind the Gerudo, and they were doing that Egyptian dance, or something along the line.

Oh I remember that part… Ok, but it can’t have been all of them. Cause there are a crazy amount of Gerudo in that Fortress.

They were in a long line, but still, I would count them myself, but like I said earlier, its messed up.

Hi, Im Midna(That short guy on TP) and youve made a great and well thought out article. Its funny how you where talking about how the lon lon ranch was the only normal place after the seven year transition, but couldnt the poe’s get through the big matel gates and fence, i mean they are ghosts you know. You’re really funny..Oh yah! Why where you talking about lord of the rings??lol

This is off related, but Midna is a female -_-
anyways, there is a lot of people in Hyruile, and I think the Deku scrubs (the green grass ones) probably count, since they are counted as a race in MM, then there’s all of the children, and I wonder what happens to the Kokiri outside of Kokiri Forest, do they grow up, or shrivel like plants, or remain as children (I go with the first, but I’m thinking what the guys up at Nintendo have in thought) and theres the Gorons, whose diet consist of rocks, which would mean that the Hyrulians would have tunnels in and around Hyrule just to get to rocks, and the Zora require constant water, so unless the Gorons found an under water stream, then the Zora will have to…turn up in the fish bowl (if you know what I mean) and so many people can have so much food, there’s only enough fod to last them all for a month (including the cows and horses, yes, in some countries people eat horses)

Yeah I think the Kokiris do grow up, although the Great Deku Tree said that if any of the Kokiri leave the forest, they will die. He may of said that just cause of all of the monsters, but maybe because of his magic…

Also, it might be that if they leave the forest they might just start aging, which would result in death. After all it seems they could get hurt, since they were afraid of the enemies in the Kokiri Forest.

Oh and HH, Lon Lon Ranch has everything. So I think they could all survive in there. :D

Hey Nabooru is my Idol I think what the Deku Tree means is that if a Kokiri leaves the Forest he or she will start to age, so oneday they would die of natural causes.

O.k. Hyrulian Hero the results are in-

YOUNG LINK’S TIME

Kokiri Village
15 Kokiri
15 Fairies
Link
Navi

The Lost Woods
3 Skull Lids
14 Deku Scrubs

Sacred Forest Meadow
6 Deku Scrubs
Saria
1 Fairy

Hyrule Field
Kaepora Gaebora
Running Man
1 Cow
1 Deku Scrub

Lon Lon Ranch
Ingo
Talon
Malon
13 Chickens
4 Horses
3 Cows
Epona

Hyrule Castle Market Town
5 Soldiers
47 Hylians
14 Dogs
1 Goron
1 Chicken

Hyrule Castle- Inside & Outside
21 Soldiers
Zelda
Impa
1 Great Fairy
2 Horses (Impa’s & Ganondorfs)

Kakariko Village
3 Soldiers
1 Cow
7 Chickens
19 Hylians

Kakariko Village Graveyard
Kid
Dampe

Death Mountain Trail
3 Gorons
1 Great Fairy
1 Cow

Goron City
6 Gorons
Darunia

Zora’s River
2 Chickens
1 Hylian

Zora’s Domain
King Zora
Princess Ruto
7 Zoras

Lake Hylia
2 Zoras
2 Hylians
2 Scarecrows

Gerudo Valley
4 Gerudo
1 Cow
1 Chicken

Inside the Deku Tree
5 Deku Scrubs

Death Mountain Crater
1 Great Fairy
1 Deku Scrub

Zoras Fountain
1 Great Fairy

Jabu-Jabu’s Belly
1 Deku Scrub

Dodongo’s Cavern
4 Deku Scrubs

Desert Colossus
1 Great Fairy
Nabooru

Temple of Time/Temple of Light
Rauru

AS ADULT LINK

Hyrule Castle Market Town
1 odd Ghost buying man

Lon Lon Ranch
14 Chickens
4 Horses
3 Cows

Seeing as almost all of the people in the future are the same people I did not count them again.

Gerudo’s Fortress
20 Gerudos
1 Horse

Haunted Wasteland
1 Man selling Bomchus on a Flying carpet

Kokiri Village
1 Cow

Lost Woods
1 Kokiri
1 Fairy

Goron Village
Goron Link

Death Mountai Trail
Biggoron

Kakariko Village
1 Chicken

RESULTS

15 Kokiri’s
16 Fairies
Saria
Link
Navi
3 Skull Kids
32 Deku Scrubs
Kaepora Gaebora
Running Man
8 Cows
Ingo
Talon
Malon
39 Chickens
11 Horses
Epona
29 Soldiers
69 Hylians
14 Dogs
10 Gorons
Zelda
Impa
4 Great Fairies
Kid
Dampe
Darunia
King Zora
Princess Ruto
9 Zoras
2 Scarecrows
24 Gerudos
Nabooru
Rauru
Ghost Buying Man
Man on Flying Carpet selling Bomchus
Goron Link
Biggoron

Alltogether = 304 people inside Lon Lon Ranch

Wow, given the size of the Ranch is…too small, even with all the horses and cows and chickens in the barn, and people in the building, its still to small, and people would have to live outside, so this is conclusive, Lon Lon ranch would be good for the Hylians (the elven ones) and animals, so, the only way to make is is for each of the stuff to be organized in the manner:
Horses and cows are to be put away in their stables, cuccos are to be left inside the farmhouse, the deku scrubs would have grass piles to live in, the gorons and zora would have to live under ground just to have food and water, the scarecrows don’t have to worry about Ganondorf, the Kokiri would be more likely to be forced deeper into the forest, and the Great Deku tree would be where he is, and the place would be…cozy should I say, for the Hyrulians and Gerudos above ground.Ok Robert, you’ll recieve the can in 6 weeks.

Robert-UK said:
Hyrule Castle Market Town
5 Soldiers
47 Hylians
14 Dogs
1 Goron
1 Chicken

Good job on that list, by the way. Where is the Goron in Hyrule Castle Town? I must have missed him…

I think is in one of the shops

Nabooru is my idol said:

Where is the Goron in Hyrule Castle Town? I must have missed him…

304 people! no way would they all fit, btw how long did it take you to count all them?

Sheesh guys, when they’re all there they would start building skyscrapers and such. :P

Duh.

Ooo Lon Lon Ranch would become a metropolis! Awesome!

Lon Lon city, population:304,000;species:all;Mayor Talon makes it a good and bad city, with a mighty fist, hard head, and doctors by his side, with vice-mayor Ingo by his left, and daughter by his right, and his bed supporting him;Ingo claims he could do a better job, “since he is asleep at the worst posssible times, and his daughter disappears whenever some boy in green comes by town.”

(note:meta fiction) I don’t see that happening, does anyone else do?

Not really but I like the idea. haha Then Ganon/dorf would be like “Crap I didn’t do anything but make them make a bigger city! Might as well go and take it over now…”

I had the game saved in Ganon’s Tower so it only took me about four or five hours. And the Goron is inside the Bazaar.

BTW Hyrulian Hero DONT ask me to count all the Monsters in the game, lol.

You can, with Gano-away (your choice to count the kills) and thankyou for helping out guys.Lon Lon City is brought to you by:
Ganondorf, the happier he is, the quicker the death
Talon, sharp intellect and sound sleepping is our favorite
And, finally, Robert-UK, for counting the populace and weirding us out with his favorite race (just kidding about the race thing)

*Bows & waves to his adoring fans* Thank you all I do it all for you, I would just like to thank my agent, my mum and dad, Hyrulian Hero and my Zora love slaves XD (just kidding). You know something I might just play through the game and count all my kills to give you guys a rough estimate of all the enemies in the game but wouldnt the Skulltullas in Hyrule Field at night count as FREAKIN INFINATE. And what happens to them when Adult Link appears on the scene, are they too scared to face him?

Robert-UK said:

And what happens to them when Adult Link appears on the scene, are they too scared to face him?

That’s a good question! I always thought there would be even more of them, because Ganon/dorf would send out even more monsters… That is weird…

Jumping in late in the comments board perhaps, but the question of why was Hyrule’s defense so sucky and what really did happen during those seven years has always been a nagging question for me as well. Great article! Perhaps you should boot out the general of Hyrule’s army and become their new strategist. ;)

That would be a sight to see, While Ganondorf’s army carries swords and spears, DC’s army would be weilding lightsabres (with green laser blades)

Hyrulian Hero said:

That would be a sight to see, While Ganondorf’s army carries swords and spears, DC’s army would be weilding lightsabres (with green laser blades)

I soooooooo wanna see that!!!! I love lightsabres! :)

Green? Well maybe my army. My lightsaber blade is red. :P

To answer your question The Wolfess, Hyrule’s army simply doesn’t exist. They were never threatened before. So naturally we can expect Hyrule not to need saving in Twilight Princess since they’ve learned their lesson. Right guys?

Guys?

Right DC, but every kingdom does have wars, and yet we don’t know of any wars in Hyrule’s past, and how do we know that the time that Link in OoT was in the Imprisoning wars (who is the person that even brought it up)

Well, what about the “time of fire and destruction” or whatever that the Deku Sprout told Link about after the Forest Temple?? Is that considered a war????

Yeah the Zora’s were fighting the Hylian’s, The Gorons’s were fighting the Gerudo, the Sheikah were either dead or hideing, and the Kokiri and the Deku Scrubs were hideing in the Lost Woods.

BTW I would love to see a Sheikah Village in TP, I always imagined their Village to be like how Japanese Villages used to look *Just think about The Last Samurai Movie* with the Sheikah doing things like meditation and learning to fight kendo style.

Well, we know (from Shiek) that they were ninja-like before they disappeared (maybe to Termina?) so maybe your a bit off, but its your opinion.I was thinking that it was like a world war, only no race had an ally, of course, that means we would see some races and other we won’t.Hey, Robert, how would you know what race fought against which race?Ok, in case that Ganondorf comes here and none of us that can hold a fight are here, I installed our own,” ITEOHDGYCARLNFLLR” plan, with teleporter that is magic proof, and have small amounts od Gano-away on it, juuuuust in case.

304 people in one small place. How’d they fit inside even with biggoron.

Robert-UK. Warning Two.
Hyrulian Hero. Warning One.

Don’t spam on the ‘Blog. Or else. I don’t want to have to delete any more accounts on this blog.

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